Random Tumblr Themes
A mash-up of the most random things you could ever find on Tumblr. Sometimes it's just a random reblog. Sometimes it's a PSA. Sometimes no fucks are given.
did-you-kno:

A New York graduate student created the Wake n’ Bacon, an alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell of pre-cooked bacon sizzling under a halogen lamp.   Source

did-you-kno:

A New York graduate student created the Wake n’ Bacon, an alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell of pre-cooked bacon sizzling under a halogen lamp. Source


blue-energy:

I heard microsoft bought mojang

blue-energy:

I heard microsoft bought mojang


The Golden Age of Children’s TV, the 90’s.


pasteljustice:

megasumpex:

asmilinggoddess:

this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh

I love Futurama but I don’t get this what’s the joke

The joke is that a bunch of conspiracy theories say aliens came and taught Egypt how to build pyramids (because they are ‘too impossible’ for humans to have built’) and it’s actually the Egyptians that taught aliens and advanced their culture.


maghrabiyya:

this is what they thought 2015 would be like in the 80s

i’m sorry we have failed you


royaltyfashion:

royalwatcher:

this picture is killing me

Everybody trying to help The Queen and then there’s Putin

royaltyfashion:

royalwatcher:

this picture is killing me

Everybody trying to help The Queen and then there’s Putin


tennants-hair:

consulting-timelady:




why you have a gif of him saying that

you’re new here aren’t you

tennants-hair:

consulting-timelady:

why you have a gif of him saying that

you’re new here aren’t you


emptytankofgas:

bunnywith:

deadpool-and-boobies-rule-m8:

thehikerslens:

jaclcfrost:

why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone

and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with

we’re all looking at you here zeus

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Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.

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