A New York graduate student created the Wake n’ Bacon, an alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell of pre-cooked bacon sizzling under a halogen lamp. Source
this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh
I love Futurama but I don’t get this what’s the joke
The joke is that a bunch of conspiracy theories say aliens came and taught Egypt how to build pyramids (because they are ‘too impossible’ for humans to have built’) and it’s actually the Egyptians that taught aliens and advanced their culture.
this is what they thought 2015 would be like in the 80s
i’m sorry we have failed you
this picture is killing me
Everybody trying to help The Queen and then there’s Putin
why you have a gif of him saying that
you’re new here aren’t you
why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone
and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with
we’re all looking at you here zeus
Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.